We have invented beer and as a celebration, The Pharaoh has declared that all marketplaces must give a half price sale on beer.

Warning: Do not drink to0 much as you will get drunk. Officials are detaining all the drunk.

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Tomato season

Tomatoes here! Tomatoes there! It’s tomato season! Trade in your healthy, delicious tomatoes for other delicious foods. Tomatoes are worth a lot more in it’s proper season, so make sure you get some, before they run out.

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