The Pharaoh has declared that children under 14 are not allowed to fish, due to risk of getting eaten by a crocodile. However, besides from that one small risk it’s completely safe to fish, so come on down today to the Nile river to fish.
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And the winnner is… Bes of Beni Hasan, of Lower Egypt! Not only will he get the trophy for biggest fish but will be awarded a free banquet of fish dedacated to him for winning. Well done Bes, well done.
Fishing is a very competitive sport. There is a competition starting tomorrow, whoever can catch the biggest fish will be announced the winner and get a special prize which will be revealed on the day. The competition will be held at the Nile river tomorrow.
The golden rectangle has been discovered. A rectangle that when you take a square out of it you are left with the same shape. Its dimensions are approximately 1 by 1.618
On Pyramid NEWS Lucas, a Roman spy has been charged of stealing the Pharaoh’s crown. Egyptian soldiers are searching his homestead as we speak. Lucas will be trialled tomorrow morning at the Pharaoh’s personal court room.
On Pyramid NEWS the Pharaoh crown has been stolen. He says that the Romans are the cause of this; however that must be further investigated. Also Egypt has a lack of scribes, most of them quit after they had to write an essay on the Pyramids.
On Pyramid NEWS there has been a lot of discussion about the new law, that Romans be executed on the spot. However it is a completely rational law, so if you disagree with it, report to the Sphinx to be executed for questioning the Pharaoh’s law.
On Pyramid NEWS The Syrians have lost to the Romans. So beware, Egyptians of the rising Roman Empire. So if you are able-bodied and fit to fight then please consider joining the Egyptian army and help defend your nation.
On Pyramid NEWS a Roman has reported to the Sphinx but has declined the offer of execution and instead he has vandalised the Sphinx’s nose. So a message to all Romans, if you do not want to be executed please do not report to the Sphinx.
On Pyramid NEWS the Pharaoh has requested that all scribes write an Essay on the Pyramids. Also the Syrians have declared war on the Romans. Lucky we’re not roman. However if you are roman please report to the Sphinx to be executed.